Something inside me what's to disagree with you Fenris buddy....


But at the same time I know it's very true.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a phrase, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men . A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8 ) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying up yours!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing
it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the
woman's response refer to # 3.