Name: Xbox

Type: 360 (microsoft)

Looks: A white matte color box shape with a removable concave front faceplate. Has the power button on the right side featuring a ring of 4 led lights. DVD drive is on left with memory card slots underneath. Pointless to not have Blue Ray, rightttttt....

What it's used for: Video Games Mainly. Uses a triple core IBM designed CPU codenamed Xenon. Graphics are dealt with an ATI Xeno chip. Harddrive (depending on model type) either a 20 or 120 GB. DVD discs are used for games as well as movies. Incoporates Xbox LIVE, an online community with news, demos and downloads. If it overheats or crashes, it makes a pleasant addition to your room. Great for using as a foot step, work out step, tissue dispenser, alarm clock, doll house, or even just a plain brick to throw around. Fun for all ages!

Any other attributes: Features microsofts shitty system of buying items through microsoft points. Achievements can make people into achievement zombies while bashing their heads to the dismay of pointless goals. Don't be surprised if you have three glowing red rings. If this may occur, please sit calmly and tell yourself your gonna get through this.

And history of the object: This is my second replacement xbox 360 that came from some warehouse in Texas. My first 360 came from walmart a Christmas ago and only lasted me for 10 months. My first replacement only lasted me 2.5 months. Thank you Microsoft!!!!

Name: LG Chocolate Cellphone

Type: VX8550 (under Verizon dictatorship)

Looks: Scratched up dark glossy blue color in the shape of a really thick chocolate bar. Extends to access the hidden keyboard & camera button.

What it's used for: Communicating to other cellphones with it's radiation of microwaves. Offers crappy reception and much desire for better txting keys. Can be used to save life's, offer support when needed or simply tell your best friend he's a douchebag!!!

Any other attributes: Built in Camera and Speakerphone w/ bluetooth, go figure!

And history of the object: Came from the Satan's chest of fun that is Verizon Wireless. With not even being a year old, it still rests in my left jeans pocket to withhold the test of time

Name: Cupholder

Type: Generic, el cheapo

Looks: A black round circular plastic open face cup. Features ridges on the inside to give grip for beverage. Soft edges so you can't accidentally cut yourself. (damnit)

What it's used for: Can hold a 12 oz. beverage with no problem. Could also be used for personal defense, but not something you'd want to carry into a fight.

Any other attributes: Great to just look out or use for hundreds of years. Not much too it!

And history of the object: Completely unknown. It just sits on my desk, begging for me to place a soda in it's grasps. It's very needy!

Name: Civic Ex

Type: Honda

Looks: An R-81 (Milano Red) 2 dr. coupe. Has an Si model Grill, Lip and rims. No Rice to be found here!

What it's used for: Basic Transportation from point A to point B. Features a 1.6L 127hp SOHC VTEC engine with 5spd manual. Runs great, just starting to show it's age after almost 10 years. Unfortunately is classified as a sports car with my insurance but is not fast in reality. It eats Cavaliers everwhere it goes though Chevy's are part of it's well balanced diet!

Any other attributes: Features a moonroof, power door locks and windows, A/C and the comfort of honda's hard rock relability! Only complaint is that I can't quite get used to the fact it's almost 10 years old.

And history of the object: I bought it in Shenandoah VA, spring 2006! It was completely riced out when I bought it. Had a loud fart car, altezza tail lights and 17 rims that I actually decided to keep for a while! Since then, it's modified it to be more stock but now I"m in the process of adding more performance items to it, possibly a k20 engine swap! Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

Name: Post-It Notes

Type: Paper?

Looks: Color coded stickable paper I guess

What it's used for: Great to write quick notes or short memo's, but I'm sure most can agree it's for all us that can't remember a simple task, so we must jot it down onto the 4" x 4" squares. Then we can sticky them to our refrigerators, notebook or whatever so it'll be a constant reminder. (I actually know someone that wrote themselves a note to go use the bathroom. Wow, it's like the guy had alzhiemers at age 20 or something. lol)

Any other attributes: When bored, they are great to stick on foreheads, cover your friends car, decorate your favorite friend who's drunk, crumble for a game of trash hoops, create origami swans, etc. I was honestly told from a friend in college that they don't make the greatest toilet paper. Wonder how long it took him to figure that out!

And history of the object: I think the story goes as some guy needed a way to keep his quick notes in places where paper clips wouldn't allow. So he accidentally put some kind of glue underneath it and found them to stick almost anywhere. I mean, this has to be one of the simplest inventions ever. I'm just pondering over this. This guy is filthy rich over just making small squares of paper stick. Grrrrr........ It's amazing what people can get rich off of.