Name: LG Chocolate Cellphone
Type: VX8550 (under Verizon dictatorship)
Looks: Scratched up dark glossy blue color in the shape of a really thick chocolate bar. Extends to access the hidden keyboard & camera button.
What it's used for: Communicating to other cellphones with it's radiation of microwaves. Offers crappy reception and much desire for better txting keys. Can be used to save life's, offer support when needed or simply tell your best friend he's a douchebag!!!
Any other attributes: Built in Camera and Speakerphone w/ bluetooth, go figure!
And history of the object: Came from the Satan's chest of fun that is Verizon Wireless. With not even being a year old, it still rests in my left jeans pocket to withhold the test of time
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Subject: LG Chocolate Cellphone (originally made by GreyVision) 
Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:01 am
